A mildly offensive comedy about a fake family smuggling drugs from Mexico to the USA.
So tonight, after a wonderful long weekend, I decided to check out this “orange is the new black” that people have been talking about. I had heard about it from friends, on the internet and even in a radio interview. It was made specifically for Netflix and I was skeptical but must say, it is impressive.
I settled in to bed, to watch the first episode, figured that would be enough seeing as it is almost an hour long and it was getting late. In the first scenes, I was captivated. I wasn’t familiar with this actress, but from the opening scenes, she was amazing. The only actors I recognized was Jason Biggs and Laura Prepon. Both of the stars got their starts in very light comedies so it was very interesting to see them in these darker roles. In the first episode, I laughed, I cried and I really cared about what happened to the characters. I got sucked in to a second episode and my love for this show has only grown. I wish it wasn’t so late or I would continue to watch this show. There is only 13 episodes, so chances are, I will finish it this week, even if that means missing out on sleep. I also need to finish it quickly because I don’t want to accidentally find a spoiler online like I did with “the wire”. Only being two episodes in, assuming it continues with this same level of excellence, I would say this show could easily rival an HBO show. I hope this show is successful enough to continue to another season and to have Netflix create other awesome programs.
It’s already August 2nd. That’s got some people in Toronto thinking summer is over, and the cooler weather isn’t really helping. I thought I’d remind everyone what is great about summer and the summer rules of Toronto girls.
- Toronto girls know it is key to know someone with a cottage – you don’t necessarily want to be that person but nothing spells Toronto in the Summer like sitting in traffic on the 400 or the 401 to try to get out of the city.
- Toronto girls know that you can’t wear heels (even wedges) to a jays game if you’re sitting in the 500 level – that ramp is long and steep.
- Toronto girls also know that the difference between the 500 level and 200 level is at least two beers (or 5 at the steamwhistle roundhouse).
- Toronto girls know the temperature is irrelevant, we only care about the humidex.
- Toronto girls know the only place to eat in the summer must have a patio. There is no eating indoors from May-September.
- Toronto girls know the need for this city to get on with food trucks!
- Toronto girls can spot the difference between a real summerlicious menu and a ripoff menu.
- Toronto girls know that you must eat something ridiculous at the Ex and you must post to Instragram.We also know the Ex means the end of summer.
- Toronto girls base how good a festival is based on the free stuff they get.
- And finally, Toronto girls know that September isn’t too bad. There’s a great chance to meet your movie star husband in September.
Yesterday was one of my favourite days of the year. It was my day at Beerfest in Toronto. It was a beautiful day in the city. There was a ton of vendors, I tried my best to try things I’ve never had before, here are a few of my favourites, oddly, none of them are actually just beers.
1. Somersby Blackberry – I’ve been waiting for weeks to try this, since I first saw it in the LCBO magazine. Unfortunately, I haven’t been able to find it in any stores, despite their ad campaign. It was refreshing and delicious. They also made beer cocktails, somersby and kronenberg blanc. It was absolutely fantastic. I’m a big fan of beer cocktails.
2. Coors Light – I know this is a beer but they were making beer cocktails at their booth. The one I liked was a cranberry drink, with just a hint of cinnamon. Mixed with the beer made it a great drink. Perfect for when you want a cocktail, but not a hard liquor.
3. Smirnoff Ice – They had two new flavours, the Fruit Punch Ice VII and the Raspberry. They were both really good. They weren’t overly sweet. I’m sure they would also taste great mixed with beer.
4. Sully’s Hot Dogs – You can’t drink all day without food. We had great hot dogs from Sully’s. The best part had to be the bread. They butter-toast it. It tastes the outside of a grilled cheese sandwich. It was really great.
Those are my top picks. As I mentioned, none of them are just beer, maybe that’s because I was trying new things and some of them I didn’t love. Sometimes with things like beer, you have to stick to what you know. I was really impressed with the items above. Hopefully you’ll get the chance to enjoy one on a patio before the summer is out.
Dating is hard. Online dating is also hard. I don’t think it is any harder, it just happens much faster than regular dating. Today, I was enraged once again by someone on an online dating site. They told me I was fat. And maybe I am, but really? That’s your opening line. Why do people think it is ok to just insult someone you’ve never met before. If you aren’t interested in someone, that is no reason to insult them. I wish people in the future would have better manners and realize there is another person on the other end of that computer. Someone you know nothing about, you don’t know that person’s history so you have no right to make any assumptions and most of all, you have no right to completely insult that person.
I hope people would practice better manners in the future.
I’m a fan of lists – buzzfeed has it pretty nailed down, so I thought I’d share 10 things twenty-something-toronto girls know to be true.
- Riding the TTC in heels is truly an art. There is often delays and the subway is ridiculously busy at the strangest time, committing to wearing heels is truly something to be celebrated
- If you’re travelling through the city during rush hour, you have to add an hour to your travel time. And since rush hour never seems to end, it is difficult to get anywhere
- You know living in Scarborough and dating someone in Etobicoke is basically a long-distance relationship
- You know how to correctly pronounce Etobicoke
- You’ve been to at least 4 weddings (probably this summer alone) where you don’t know what is going on because the city is so multicultural
- You also know how to swear in at least 4 languages – see #4
- You know that having a 416-number is something to covet
- Streetmeat is only acceptable after 12:30am
- You’ve outgrown the entertainment district – king street is more age appropriate
- You know if a song comes on that says “Toronto”, there will be excitement in the club
I’m currently taking Marketing Communications from a university online. I took two classes this semester. I took 4 college courses last semester, I forgot that university is harder. I have a lot of assignments due this week. What is really crazy is I will be taking three classes next semester, if they are anything like this it will be a lot of work. I figured it would be easier in the fall because it won’t be as crazy as the summer. Is this something that everyone does? Over-commit themselves to many things? Am I the crazy one? I hate feeling as if I’m not doing enough. I need to constantly feel as if I’m doing something to enjoy myself, better myself or better the world. Other people are like this too, right? I’d love to blog more today but I’ve got to get outside and enjoy this beautiful toronto sunshine!
next week, I’ll be blogging from Boston! Should be wicked awesome.
my friend and I went to a fancy restaurant last night called Origin North at Bayview Village. I’m usually not very good with the fancy restaurants because the food is usually too weird and the prices are too high. I figured as part of the ‘survival guide’ aspect, I would give my fellow twenty-somethings in toronto an insight on options in the city.
The food was a little unusual. They kept talking about sharing the food but it didn’t seem like some of it was shareable… how do I share a burger without making a complete mess?
We did however share: MASA CHIPS + avocado + salsa + pumpkin seeds
It was pretty delicious, the portion was a little small, only a few large chips.
I had: RIGATONI + smoked tomato + fresh ricotta + chorizo
The chorizo wasn’t really worth the extra money but the sauce was really delicious.
My friend had: CHINOIS DUCK + flour tortilla + cucumber + hoisin + sriracha + sour cream
He really enjoyed it. I’m not a huge duck fan but it was pretty good.
Dessert was really delicious: WARM CINNAMON SUGAR DOUGHNUT + walnut caramel + soft serve
I don’t think I really need to describe why this is really delicious.
The bill came to $96 after taxes but before tip. This did include four alcoholic drinks.
I think if you’re looking for something that isn’t a cookie cutter chain this would be a great choice. Also a nice option if you live uptown.